Amit Patil

प्रेयसी पाहिजे !

2010-05-24T21:14:00.001+05:30

माझे अवघे मी पण हिंदू

2010-02-28T11:25:00.001+05:30

माझे अवघे मी पण हिंदू
आयुष्याचा कणकण हिंदू,
ह्रदयामधले स्पंदन हिंदू
तन-मन हिंदू, जीवन हिंदू !

दरीदरीतिल वारे हिंदू
आकाशातिल तारे हिंदू,
इथली जमीन, माती हिंदू
सागर, सरिता गाती हिंदू !

धगधगणारी मशाल हिंदू
आकाशाहुन विशाल हिंदू,
सागरापरी अफाट हिंदू
हिमालयाहुन विराट हिंदू !

तलवारीचे पाते हिंदू
माणुसकीचे नाते हिंदू,
अन्यायावर प्रहार हिंदू
मानवतेचा विचार हिंदू !

महिला, बालक, जवान हिंदू
खेड्यामधला किसान हिंदू,
शहरांमधुनी फिरतो हिंदू
नसानसांतुन झरतो हिंदू !

प्रत्येकाची भाषा हिंदू
जात, धर्म अभिलाषा हिंदू
तुकाराम अन कबीर हिंदू
हरेक मस्जिद, मंदिर हिंदू !

इथला हरेक मानव हिंदू
अवघी जनता अभिनव हिंदू,
झंझावाती वादळ हिंदू
हिंदू हिंदू केवळ हिंदू !

शंभर कोटी ह्रदये हिंदू,
हजार कोटी स्वप्ने हिंदू,
असंख्य, अगणित ज्वलंत हिंदू
अखंड भारत, अनंत हिंदू

माझे अवघे मी पण मराठा

2010-02-28T11:23:00.000+05:30

माझे अवघे मी पण मराठा
आयुष्याचा कणकण मराठा,
ह्रदयामधले स्पंदन मराठा
तन-मन हिंदू, जीवन मराठा !

धगधगणारी मशाल मराठा
आकाशाहुन विशाल मराठा,
सागरापरी अफाट मराठा
हिमालयाहुन विराट मराठा!

तलवारीचे पाते मराठा
माणुसकीचे नाते मराठा
अन्यायावर प्रहार मराठा
मानवतेचा विचार मराठा!

महिला, बालक, जवान मराठा
खेड्यामधला किसान मराठा,
शहरांमधुनी फिरतो मराठा
हरेक मस्जिद, मंदिर मराठा!

झंझावाती वादळ मराठा
हिंदू हिंदू केवळ मराठा!

मनं शुध्द तुझं..

2009-10-30T00:54:00.002+05:30

मन सुद्ध तुझं गोष्ट हाये पृथिविमोलाची
तू चाल पुढं तुला रं गड्या भीति कशाची
पर्वा बी कुनाची

झेंडा भल्या कामाचा जो घेउनि निघाला
काटंकुटं वाटंमंदी बोचति त्येला
रगत निगंल, तरि बि हंसल, शाबास त्येची

जो वळखितसे औक्ष म्हंजी मोटि लडाई
अन्‌ हत्याराचं फुलावानी घाव बि खाई
गळ्यामंदी पडंल त्येच्या माळ इजयाची

गीत - शांताराम आठवले
संगीत - केशवराव भोळे
स्वर - मा. परशुराम
चित्रपट - कुंकू (१९३७)

W3.org Resources

2009-09-19T09:11:00.001+05:30

HTML 4.0 Specifications

http://rapidshare.com/files/282037213/html40.pdf

CSS 2.0 Specifications

http://rapidshare.com/files/282068089/css2.pdf

For More information please feel free to contact me

Amit Patil
Manomay Solutions
Sanchayani Park, Rajarampuri 9th Lane
Kolhapur
Contact Number : 9372956739

Halliche Divas

2009-07-08T12:56:00.000+05:30

5 key skills of a successful web application developer

2009-07-02T09:12:00.002+05:30

Most probably you will be knowing about all these skills already, it is common sense, still I have found so many developers who just know just one server side language(usually java or .net) and then they think themselves as superman/superwoman.

In web application development, that is just one thing. You need to know about lot more things before you can consider yourself successful.

So, if you know them already that’s good, you don’t need to read any further otherwise continue reading to know why each of these skills are important for you(the web developer).

Here are the skills

1.the structure : HTML
2.the presentation: CSS
3.the behavior: JavaScript
With these three skill you have ability to become the super cool static website developer or a front end developer

1.the database: SQL
2.the server-side language : PHP( other options are JSP/ASP/PERL/RUBY choice is yours, as all the fight for best happens here)
These two skill will make you a web developer.

All five of these skills will make you a most prized web developer, in your organization.

HTML
You think you know HTML, think again. I have been interviewing lot of people, they have all rated themselves nearing 7-8 out of 10, whenever I asked them to rate their knowledge of html. Every time I tried to verify their claim, they came down to 2-3, reason is simple, HTML is very simple and everyone thinks they can bluff their way through, After all what is HTML, just tables and forms isn’t?

Well you are wrong, HTML is the one of the most important skill that you should have, you should know HTML better then you know your server side language, why?

Simply because your server side language is optional, but HTML is must, even when you dream about a web page. It gives your website a structure and layout. This is what an end user see’s and care about. You don’t know HTML, you can’t fix the strange behaviors that you see in you website.

Without proper layout, you site/application is nothing. With proper use of HTML you can not only create most accessible websites, you can also create a website which will look good in absence of css and will work without javascript.

So go and revise you HTML again, and remember just know is not enough, you have to understand where to use what.

CSS
CSS is used to give the look and feel to your website. You as a web developer need to know and understand how it works, and how you can simplify the html layout’s so that it becomes manageable. Design is what your users/client sees.

On the basis of your sites design, your ability is judged initially.

CSS is easy to learn, but it’s application is another story, all thanks to browser incompatibilities. So to make your website look good in all the browser you need CSS. Just knowing CSS is not enough, you have to understand it’s application also.

JavaScript
JavaScript is not just for validations as many of you think, it is what gives you ability to do some nifty things with your webpage(like lightbox, rating’s , ajax).

It adds behavior to your website, makes it interesting and improves the users experience. If you have still not chosen any framework, do it now. jQuery, prototype, YUI, Dojo are some of the interesting frameworks that make developers life easier.

If have master all the three skills above you can already consider your self above average web developer even if that person has 10 years of experience. Remember we are in IT industry. IT is Information Technology, where Information aka Knowledge is important.

SQL
The most neglected in the bunch, when this is the second most important skill that a web developer should have.

Why? what a question, we are building web applications that almost always relay on database, If you don’t understand the SQL how do you propose to get the data fast enough from your database? Almost all the websites can be distilled down to simple SELECT,INSERT, UPDATE operations. If you can master them, you can dictate your terms.

When I say SQL I don’t just mean queries but also the database schema and intricacies of database itself.

PHP
Before you get up in arms against me for suggesting PHP and not your favorite language, understand this, I am talking about web applications only, and their is no other scripting language which is so easy to learn and program with. At the same time, it provides functions for everything you can think off that is required in a web application development environment.

Please spare me the talk about java and .net they are platforms and/or programming language. If you understand “you should not use sword to do the job of needle and vice versa” then you know what I mean.

Their are many frameworks that you can use. Also their are many ready to use open source packages that you can use and adapt to your needs, you don’t need to start from scratch all the time.

If you have read till here, then I would love to know your views on these skills and others that you think are important for a successful web development career.

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Must Read Article from

http://amiworks.co.in/talk/5-key-skills-of-a-successful-web-application-developer/

I agree with author

- Amit Patil

Jodidar Nivadatana जोडीदार निवडताना

2009-06-26T08:31:00.004+05:30

दैनिक पुढारी २६ जुन २००९

विचार करा.....................

प्रेमात पडलं की असच होणार !

2009-05-08T21:27:00.000+05:30

प्रेमात पडलं की असच होणार !

दिवस रात्र डोळ्यासमोर तोच चेहरा दिसणार,
स्वप्नात सुध्धा आपल्या तिच व्यापुन उरणार
येता जाता उठता बसता,
फक्त तिचीच आठवण होणार
तुमच काय, माझं काय,
प्रेमात पडलं की असच होणार ...

डोळ्यात तिच्या आपल्याला स्वप्नं नवी दिसणार,
तिच्या हास्यातुन आपल्यासाठी चांदणे सांडणार,
ऐश्वर्याचा चेहरा सुध्धा मग
तिच्यापुढे फिका वाटणार!
तुमच काय, माझं काय,
प्रेमात पडलं की असच होणार ...

तिच्या फोनची आपण दिवसभर वाट पाहणार,
मित्रांसमोर मात्र बेफिकीरी दाखवणार
न राहवुन शेवटी आपणच फोन लावणार
तुमच काय, माझं काय,
प्रेमात पडलं की असच होणार ...

Messages नि तिच्या Inbox आपला भरुन जाणार,
तिचा साधा Message पण आपण जपुन ठेवणार
प्रत्येक Senti Message पहिला तिलाच Forward होणार,
तुमच काय, माझं काय,

प्रेमात पडलं की असच होणार !

आता जागलं पाहिजे

2009-05-08T19:51:00.000+05:30

आता कंटाळा खूप झाला
कामाला लागलं पाहिजे
स्वप्नांच्या पूर्तीसाठी
आता जागलं पाहिजे

मला जमत नाही म्हणून
आता चिडायचं नाही
माझं कसं होईल असं
म्हणत कुढायचं नाही
.
कमकुवत शब्दांना
पुरून टाकलं पाहिजे
.
स्वप्नांच्या पूर्तीसाठी
आता जागलं पाहिजे

येत नाही तिथे
प्रयत्न करीन म्हणायचं
सर्व अडचणींना
अगदी पुरून उरायचं
.
दुर्दम्य आशावाद
घेऊन जगलं पाहिजे
.
स्वप्नांच्या पूर्तीसाठी
आता जागलं पाहिजे

फडकतो भगवा झेंडा गगनात Phadakato Bhagva Jhenda Gaganat

2009-03-22T09:42:00.001+05:30

फडकतो भगवा झेंडा गगनात Phadakato Bhagva Jhenda Gaganat

मुश्किल है अपना मेल प्रिये, ये प्यार नहीं है खेल प्रिये...

2009-02-20T19:17:00.000+05:30

मुश्किल है अपना मेल प्रिये, ये प्यार नहीं है खेल प्रिये,
तुम एम ए फ़र्स्ट डिवीज़न हो, मैं हुआ मैट्रिक फेल प्रिये,

मुश्किल है अपना मेल प्रिये, ये प्यार नहीं है खेल प्रिये,

तुम फ़ौजी अफ़सर की बेटी, मैं तो किसान का बेटा हूँ,
तुम राबड़ी खीर मलाई हो, मैं तो सत्तू सप्रेटा हूँ,
तुम ए. सी. घर में रहती हो, मैं पेड़ के नीचे लेटा हूँ,
तुम नई मारुति लगती हो, मैं स्कूटेर लंबरेटा हूँ,
इस कदर अगर हम चुप-चुप कर आपस मे प्रेम बढ़ाएँगे,
तो एक रोज़ तेरे डैडी अमरीश पुरी बन जाएँगे,
सब हड्डी पसली तोड़ मुझे भिजवा देंगे वो जेल प्रिये,

मुश्किल है अपना मेल प्रिये, ये प्यार नहीं है खेल प्रिये,

तुम अरब देश की घोड़ी हो, मैं हूँ गदहे की नाल प्रिये,
तुम दीवाली का बोनस हो, मैं भूखो की हड़ताल प्रिये,
तुम हीरे जड़ी तश्तरी हो, मैं almuniam का थाल प्रिये,
तुम चिक्केन-सूप बिरयानी हो, मैं कंकड़ वाली दाल प्रिये,
तुम हिरण-चौकरी भरती हो, मैं हूँ कछुए की चाल प्रिये,
तुम चंदन वन की लकड़ी हो, मैं हूँ बबूल की छाल प्रिये,
मैं पके आम सा लटका हूँ, मत मारो मुझे गुलेल प्रिये,

मुश्किल है अपना मेल प्रिये, ये प्यार नहीं है खेल प्रिये,

मैं शनी-देव जैसा कुरूप, तुम कोमल कन्चन काया हो,
मैं तन से मन से कांशी राम, तुम महा चंचला माया हो,
तुम निर्मल पावन गंगा हो, मैं जलता हुआ पतंगा हूँ,
तुम राज घाट का शांति मार्च, मैं हिंदू-मुस्लिम दंगा हूँ,
तुम हो पूनम का ताजमहल, मैं काली गुफ़ा अजन्ता की,
तुम हो वरदान विधता का, मैं ग़लती हूँ भगवांता की,
तुम जेट विमान की शोभा हो, मैं बस की ठेलम-ठेल प्रिये,

मुश्किल है अपना मेल प्रिये, ये प्यार नहीं है खेल प्रिये,

तुम नई विदेशी मिक्सी हो, मैं पत्थर का सिलबट्टा हूँ,
तुम ए के-सैंतालीस जैसी, मैं तो इक देसी कट्टा हूँ,
तुम चतुर राबड़ी देवी सी, मैं भोला-भाला लालू हूँ,
तुम मुक्त शेरनी जंगल की, मैं चिड़ियाघर का भालू हूँ,
तुम व्यस्त सोनिया गाँधी सी, मैं वी. पी. सिंह सा ख़ाली हूँ,
तुम हँसी माधुरी दीक्षित की, मैं पुलिसमैन की गाली हूँ,
कल जेल अगर हो जाए तो दिलवा देना तुम बेल प्रिये,

मुश्किल है अपना मेल प्रिये, ये प्यार नहीं है खेल प्रिये,

मैं ढाबे के ढाँचे जैसा, तुम पाँच सितारा होटल हो,
मैं महुए का देसी ठर्रा, तुम रेड-लेबल की बोतल हो,
तुम चित्र-हार का मधुर गीत, मैं कृषि-दर्शन की झाड़ी हूँ,
तुम विश्व-सुंदरी सी कमाल, मैं तेलिया छाप कबाड़ी हूँ,
तुम सोने का मोबाइल हो, मैं टेलीफ़ोन वाला हूँ चोँगा,
तुम मछली मानसरोवर की, मैं सागर तट का हूँ घोंघा,
दस मंज़िल से गिर जाऊँगा, मत आगे मुझे धकेल प्रिये,

मुश्किल है अपना मेल प्रिये, ये प्यार नहीं है खेल प्रिये,

तुम सत्ता की महारानी हो, मैं विपक्ष की लाचारी हूँ,
तुम हो ममता-जयललिता जैसी, मैं क्वारा अटल-बिहारी हूँ,
तुम तेंदुलकर का शतक प्रिये, मैं फॉलो-ओन की पारी हूँ,
तुम getz, matiz, corolla हो मैं Leyland की लॉरी हूँ,
मुझको रेफ़री ही रेहने दो, मत खेलो मुझसे खेल प्रिये,
मुश्किल है अपना मेल प्रिये, ये प्यार नहीं है खेल प्रिये,
मैं सोच रहा की रहे हैं कब से, श्रोता मुझको झेल प्रिये,

मुश्किल है अपना मेल प्रिये, ये प्यार नहीं है खेल प्रिये...

तू माझ्याशी लग्न करशील….?

2008-12-11T13:43:00.000+05:30

तू माझ्याशी लग्न करशील….?

एक अनोळखी मुलगा येईल,
तुझ मन नाही,तुझ रूप पाहील.
तुझ्या सुंदरतेवर भालुन नक्कीच,
तो लग्नाला होकार देईल.

मान्या आहे. तुझ्या चांगल्यासाठीच,
तुझे आई-वडील हा निर्णय घेतील.
पण एका अनोळखी मुलाशि लग्न करण्या पैक्शा,
तू माझ्याशी लग्न करशील….

मग,तुझ्या भावनांशी खेळले जाणार,
कुणी बोलायला ,तर कुणी चालायला सांगणार,
हे सर्व झाल्यानतर, हुंडयाच्या नावाखाली,
तो तुझ्या आई-वडिलांकडे भीक मागणार..

तुझ्या चांगल्यासाठीच, तुझे आई वडील,
त्याला ही भीक द्यायला तयार होतील,
पण एका भीकार्‍या शी लग्न करण्या पैक्शा,
तू माझ्याशी लग्न करशील…

यदा कदाचित,
तो मुलगा चांगला निघाला तरी..
फक्त जीवनाशी तडजोड म्हणून,
तो लग्नाला होकार देईल..
तुझे पालक ही त्याचे रूप आणि
मुखया म्हणजे किती हजारांची नोकरी आहे,
हे पाहून लग्नस मान्यता देतील.

पण जीवनाशी तडजोड करणार्‍या श्रीमनताशी,
काय तू जीवांभरच नात जोडशिल..अग
एका हृदयाने भिकारी मुळशी लग्न करण्या पैक्शा,
तू माझ्याशी लग्न करशील….

तो तुला बायको म्हणून घरात ठेवेल..
तू माझ्या हृदयात राहशील..
तो तुझ्या भावनाना समजावून घेण्याचा प्रयत्न करेल..
मी त्याच भावनांशी माझे नाते जोडेल..

हृदयतून निघालेल्या माझ्या या शब्दांवर,
मला माहीत आहे तू नक्कीच हसशील..
तरी पण……….
एका अनोळखी मुलाशि लग्न करण्या पैक्शा,
तू माझ्याशी लग्न करशील….

निशब्द(देव)

Baraha - Free Indian Language Software

2008-11-04T19:59:00.001+05:30

Baraha - Free Indian Language Software

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तुझ्या लग्नाला मात्र मी नक्की येईन.....

2008-10-25T16:01:00.001+05:30

तुझ्या लग्नाला मात्र मी नक्की येईन.....

तुझ्या लग्नाला मी नक्की येईन,
माझ्या शुभेच्छा मी तुला देईन;
तुझ्या लग्नाला मात्र मी नक्की येईन.....

मी वेड्यासारखं प्रेम केलं तुझ्यावर,
पण तुला माझी भावना कधीच कळली नाही;
आणि आता कळूनही फायदा नाही,
त्यासाठीची योग्य वेळ आता उरली नाही;
एकांतात बसून मी, तुझ्याच आठवांना स्मरीन....
तुझ्या लग्नाला मात्र मी नक्की येईन.....

प्रेम व्यक्त करण्याचं धाडस,
माझ्याकडून झालंच नाही;
शब्दांना ओठांबाहेर,
कधी पडताच आलं नाही;
माझ्या दुःखाचे निखारे आता, मी कागदावरच जपीन....
तुझ्या लग्नाला मात्र मी नक्की येईन.....

तुझ्यासाठी लिहीलेल्या कवितांना,
आता काहीच अर्थ उरला नाही;
तुझ्याचसाठी रचलेल्या गीतांचा,
सूर कधीही जुळला नाही;
तुझ्या आग्रहाखातर सखे, मी मंगलाष्टके गाईन....
तुझ्या लग्नाला मात्र मी नक्की येईन.....

तुझ्या सोबत जगण्याची;
स्वप्नं आता विरून गेली;
हळव्या माझ्या ह्रदयाला,
यातना देऊन गेली;
आयुष्यभर आता मी, माझाच अपराधी राहीन.....
तुझ्या लग्नाला मात्र मी नक्की येईन.....

NON Veg Marathi Jokes

2008-10-20T17:01:00.003+05:30

Non Veg Adult Marathi Jokes

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2008-10-05T23:48:00.001+05:30

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2008-06-17T09:12:00.003+05:30

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How to do exercise while working at your computer - Computer Exercises

2006-11-16T09:15:00.000+05:30

How to do exercise while working at your computer - Computer Exercises

Sitting at the computer all day is not exactly good for the body. If you have to be at a desk all day long, doing some simple things can improve your posture and health.

Complete Steps

1. Sit properly in a good chair designed for deskwork. Your back should be straight, and your head should be looking directly into your monitor. If you have to look down or up, you need to adjust the height of either the screen or your chair. If you keep leaning forward, first get your eyesight checked. If your eyesight is fine use a loose belt or string to tie yourself to the chair. After a while your posture will improve and you’ll no longer need this restraint.

2. Maintain an ergonomic body posture while typing. Keep your legs bent at the knees so that the knees are only slightly higher than your hips. Feet should be flat on the floor or on a step stool of some sort.

3. Stand up every half hour. Walk around a few steps, stretch your legs, and give your eyes a break from focusing on your computer screen. This will also help prevent blood clots from developing in your legs. Blood clots are very common among middle age people, who generally use the computer a lot.

4. Roll your head around your neck periodically, but avoid rolling your head all the way back. Do the motion slowly clockwise for 1-3 iterations and then repeat in the opposite direction.

5. Roll your wrists regularly (this will help prevent carpal tunnel syndrome if you spend a lot of time typing).

6. Recognize that people tend to hunch in front of the keyboard. To counter that, perform the following exercise: open your arms wide as if you are going to hug someone, rotate your wrists externally (thumbs going up and back) and pull you shoulders back. You will feel a stretch in the scapula area.

7. Contract your abdominal and gluteal muscles, hold them there for a few seconds, then release. Do this all day long while you are in your chair.

8. Stretch your arms, legs, neck and torso while sitting. This will help prevent you from feeling stiff.

9. Take advantage of the downtime created by rebooting or large file downloads to get up and try something more ambitious such as doing a few push-ups, sit-ups, and/or jumping jacks. Beware of your snickering co-workers though.

10. Acquire a hand gripper. They are cheap, small and light. When you have to read something either on the screen or on paper, you probably won’t be using your hands very often so squeeze your gripper. It is an excellent forearm workout.

11. Acquire an elastic band (also cheap, small and light) and use it to do the actions mentioned in step 7 (i.e., when stretching your arms, do it by pulling apart the elastic band). You will not only stretch but it will also work the muscles slightly.

12. Take a few deep breaths. If possible, get some fresh air in your lungs.

13. Invest in a large size stability ball or stability ball style desk chair, and sit on it with back straight and abs firm. The actual stability ball is more effective, however the chair is a more viable option for use in an office environment. Sit, bounce or do basic toning exercises while watching tv or talking on the phone as well. Use the actual ball form in moderation when typing, as this is probably not the most supportive seating to prevent carpal tunnel and tendonitis.

How to do pushup ?

2006-11-16T09:01:00.000+05:30

How to do pushup ?

You don’t need to join the Marines to enjoy the many benefits of doing a proper push up (also sometimes referred to as a press up). A basic push up doesn’t require any equipment other than your own body weight. It can be done anywhere where there is a firm surface. And it works the chest, the shoulders and (to a lesser extent) the triceps, so it is an excellent exercise for general upper body strength. It can also be varied to meet many needs.

1. Before doing any kind of exercise, always remember to warm up. Warming up will reduce the risk of injury and get the muscles ready for action (you can actually lift/push/pull/etc. more if you go through a proper warm up routine compared to diving straight into the exercises). Make sure to stretch your shoulders and wrists- key joints in push ups.

2. Assume a prone position on the floor or other hard surface able to support your body weight.

3. Place your hands under your shoulders with your palms on the ground. Curl your toes upward (towards your head) so that the balls of your feet touch the ground.

4. Raise yourself using your arms. At this point your weight should be supported by your hands and the balls of your feet. This position is called “plank,” which is used for other various exercises. This is the beginning and end position of a single push-up.

5. Lower your torso to the ground until your chest almost touches the ground. Keep your head neutral to prevent either your forehead or your chin touching the ground first, therefore preventing the effectiveness of the exercise. Try to have the tip of your nose be parallel to the ground as you’re going down.

6 - Raise yourself by attempting to push the ground away from you. The power for that push will inevitably come from your shoulders and chest (the triceps are also contracted but the primary exercise for the triceps isn’t the push-up). Continue the push until your arms are just about straight.

7 - Repeat steps 5 and 6 for the remainder of the exercise.

8 - Stretch the chest and shoulder muscles during your cool down cycle. Proper stretching and cool down routines are just as important as the warm up, but unfortunately are quite often overlooked.

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2. Assume a prone position on the floor or other hard surface able to support your body weight.

3. Place your hands under your shoulders with your palms on the ground. Curl your toes upward (towards your head) so that the balls of your feet touch the ground.

7 - Repeat steps 5 and 6 for the remainder of the exercise.

8 - Stretch the chest and shoulder muscles during your cool down cycle. Proper stretching and cool down routines are just as important as the warm up, but unfortunately are quite often overlooked.

How to play DVD on Video ipod ?

2006-11-16T08:55:00.000+05:30

How to play DVD on Video ipod ?

Decrypt the Disk. Use DVDFab Decrypter (http://www.dvdidle.com) or similar software to remove the DVD’s copy protection.

Combine the Video Files. When you rip a dvd, you get a number of .VOB files. VOBMerge 2.5 (http://medlem.spray.se/evilmastr/mainmenu.php) will string them together. The files will be very large named something like VTS_07_1.VOB, VTS_07_2.VOB, and so on.

Convert the Movie. Use an app like 3GP_Converter (http://www.videohelp.com/tools?tool=3GP_Converter) to turn your movie into an iPod-compatible MPEG-4 file. Select “Model:MP4, for iPod” as the conversion mode

Offline or Online on Yahoo Messenger

2006-11-15T06:44:00.000+05:30

Many people nowdays prefer to stay offline while using Yahoo! Messenger - mostly done to avoid someone. There are many ways of finding people who are online but yet invisible.

First Method: Doodle Method

1. Double Click on the user whose status you want to check.

2. A message window will open.

3. Click IMVironment button, select See all IMVironments, select Yahoo! Tools or Interactive Fun, and click on Doodle.

4. The last step and the most important step. After loading the Doodle IMVironment, there will be two possibilities.

a) If the user is offline, the Doodle area will show "waiting for your friend to load Doodle" continuously.

If the user is online (in invisible mode), after few seconds (it can take up to one minute, depending on connection speed), you will get a blank page. So the user is online!

Second Method: Voice Chat Method

1. Double Click on the user whose status you want to check.

2. Click on "Voice" icon on the toolbar, or select "Contact" menu and select "Enable Voice Chat" .

3. The deciding part... there are 2 possible results:

a) If the user is offline, you will get this message: "Internal server error. Cannot obtain voice token to start voice chat."

If the user is invisible (actually online), you will see the Voice Toolbar.

Third Method: Conference Invitation

1. Right Click on the user whose status you want to check.

2. When the menu appears, select Invite to Conference.

3. A window will appear. See at the right pane, the username you selected will be there. Now, click Invite.

4. The deciding part... there are 2 possible results:

a) If the user is offline, you will get this message: "None of the users in the invite list are available to join the conference. Please try at a later time."

If the user is invisible, you will get a window similar saying: "You are now logged into voice conference - <yahoo! id>"

Fourth and the best Method: Buddy Spy 2.2.9

1. Get Buddy Spy from www.buddy-spy.com

2. Go to configure and enter your login details.

3. Now go to Buddy Spy option and enter the username you want to track. You can also check multiple ids also.

Not only Buddy Spy tells the status of Chat but also Room Chat and WebCamera status of that user also!

4. You can edit other options through Scan Options menu.

(Note: Buddy Spy will automatically logout you of yahoo! messenger if running since yahoo! messenger supports only 1 login. To enable multi logins you need a Multi login patch for Yahoo! Messenger. Search Google for them.)

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2006-11-04T09:37:00.000+05:30

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2006-11-03T07:13:00.000+05:30

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2006-11-02T13:39:00.000+05:30

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Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife

2006-11-02T12:25:00.000+05:30

Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife

Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart

Your husband

Allen

============ ========= ========= =========

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses

Instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items....... ....

5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart

======================================

एक अनोखी प्रेमकहाणी

2006-10-31T20:24:00.001+05:30

एक अनोखी प्रेमकहाणी

!
नायकाचं नायिकेवर प्रेम आहे.

नायिकेच मात्र खलनायकावर प्रेम आहे.

पण खलनायकाच नायकाच्या बहिणीवर प्रेम आहे.

नायकाच्या बहिणीच मात्र नायिकेच्या भावावर प्रेम आहे.

पण, नायिकेच्या भावाच खलनायकाच्या बहिणीवर प्रेम आहे.

खलनायकाच्या बहिणीच नायकाच्या भावावर प्रेम आहे.

पण नायकाच्या भावाच नायिकेच्या बहिणीवर प्रेम आहे.

नायिकेच्या बहिणीच मात्र नायकावर प्रेम आहे.

... या भानगडीत शेवटी २ माणसं आत्महत्या करतात. ते कोण?

सांगा! सांगा!...

... नाही जमत?

'गांधीगिरी'ला की 'सावरकरगिरी' ला ?

2006-10-31T20:16:00.000+05:30

नमस्कार

गांधीजींची मते

(सत्याग्रह, अहिंसा इ.) देशाच्याच नव्हे तर जगाच्या कानाकोपऱ्यात वेगवेगळ्या माध्यमांतर्फे पोहचली. पण मला खटकते की त्यामानाने टिळक, सावरकरांची मते लोकांपर्यंत पोहचली नाहीत किंवा ती जवळ-जवळ महाराष्ट्रापर्यंतच मर्यादीत राहीली. माझ्या मते हे खुपच परस्परविरोधी आहे . एकीकडे सावरकरांना पुजायचे आणि दुसरीकडे 'गांधीगिरी'चे कौतुक करायचे . सावरकरांची मते गांधीच्या विरोधी होती. उदा.

१

. भारतवासीयांनो शत्रुवर प्रेम करा व त्याच्यावर विश्वास ठेवा (गांधी ) वि. शत्रुवर प्रेम अथवा विश्वास ठेवला जात नाही (सावरकर )

२

. अहिंसेचा मार्ग स्विकारा. कोणी एका गालावर थोबाडीत मारली तर दुसरा गाल पुढे करा वि . स्वरक्षण करणे हिंसा नव्हे. मुर्ख हिंदूनो एक गळा कापला तर पुढे करायला दुसरा गळाच उरत नाही.

३

. मी पण एक हिंदु आहे. हिंदुचे सर्व देव शांतीचा संदेश देतात वि . तुम्ही पोकळ हिंदु आहात. श्रीरामाच्या हातात धनुष्यबाण आहे आणि श्रीकृष्णाच्या हातात सुदर्शनचक्र. सज्जनांच्या रक्षणाकरता देवांनाही हातात शस्त्र घ्यावी लागतात.

४

. हाती शस्त्र घेणे कधीही वाईट होय. शत्रुशी लढायचे असेल तर त्यांच्या तत्त्वांशी लढा वि . युद्धात तत्त्वे नव्हे तर तलवारी टिकतात व जिंकतात. राष्ट्राच्या सीमा ह्या फक्त तलवारीने आखता येतात तत्त्वांनी नव्हे .

५

. तलवारीने नको हृदयपरिवर्तना वर विश्वास ठेवा. शत्रुचे मन जिंका . वि. ज्याने आपल्याला मारायचे ठरविले आहे त्याचे मन जिंकता येत नाही. हे हिंदुनो अफजलखानाचे हृदय परिवर्तन करता येत नाही हृदय फोडावे लागते .

६

. (गांधीना उद्देशून) तुमच्याच आहारी जाऊन हिंदू एवढे हीन झाले आहेत की त्यांना त्यांच्या बायका मुलांचे रक्षण पण करू नये ही फार शरमेची गोष्ट आहे . माझे मत असे आहे की : - गांधीगिरी + सावरकरगिरी करावी

गांधीगिरी व सावरकरगिरी हे दोन्ही दोन टोके वाटतात.

एक टोक अती थंड, संथ, अहिंसेचा अतिरेक तर दुसरे टोक उष्ण, जहाल मातावादी वाटते. परिस्थिती नुसार वागणे जास्त शहाणपणाचे वाटते.

उदा: एखादा मनुष्य जर आपल्या डोळ्यासमोर एखाद्या स्त्रीची अब्रू लुटत असेल तर:

गांधीगीरीचा वापर करून शांत मार्गाने जाण्याचा प्रयत्न करावा. जर गांधीगीरीचा उपयोग होत नसेल तर सावरकरगिरी जरूर वापरावी. श्री रामाने सुद्धा रावणाला युद्धा पूर्वी शरणयेण्यास मुदत दिली होती. श्री कृष्णाने युद्धा पूर्वी शांतिदूताची भूमिका धेतली होती. म्हणजे, सावरकरगिरी पूर्वी गांधीगिरी करण्यास हरकत नाही. पण गांधीगिरी किती वेळ करावी याला मर्यादा असावी.

पण गांधीगिरी करताना ही गोश्ट मात्र लक्शात ठेवावी

आपल्या आदरणीय राष्ट्रपतींनी म्हटल्याप्रमाणे, "क्षमा बलवानालाच शोभून दिसते. दुबळ्यांच्या क्षमेला काहीच अर्थ नसतो." कारण दुबळा फक्त क्षमाच करू शकतो. त्यामुळे आधी बलवान व्हावे. आपणही समोरच्याला शिक्षा देऊ शकतो एवढा धाक त्याच्या मनात निर्माण करावा मगच त्याला क्षमा करावी. मला वाटते हीच सावरकरांची भूमिका आहे. सर्व संतांचीही हीच भूमिका होती. तुकाराम महाराज म्हणतात "भले तरी देऊ कासेची लंगोटी, नाठाळाचे माथी हाणू काठी." "समर्थ" रामदासांनी गावोगाव मारुती मंदिरे स्थापन करून बलोपासनेला प्रोत्साहन दिले. मध्वाचार्यांनी सुद्धा ईश्वरपूजने इतकीच बलोपासना श्रेष्ठ मानली आणि आपल्या शिष्यांमध्ये ती रुजवली.

- सावरकरांची ही मते वाचून अजूनही आपण 'गांधीगिरी'वर विश्वास ठेवता काय ?

आपण कोणाला मानता ? 'गांधीगिरी'ला की 'सावरकरगिरी' ला ?

आपल्या पतिसादांची आपेक्शा आहे

Jokes

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1
Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.

Friend: Y?

Sardar: Got upper berth.

Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged?

Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..

2

Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody

Will b there.............

Girl goes at night & really nobody was there

3

A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.

After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for

Filling up. U knows y?

FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

4

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered

huge Loss.

Do u know what the business was? . . . . .

He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

5

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after

Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

6

Sardar-why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r

others running?

7

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.

Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.

again twins & named Max & Climax.

Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them

TIRED&RETIRED!

8

19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME

IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS

ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...

9

A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face

in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat

him why?

He said "SMILE PLEASE"

10

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence

into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

11

Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs

tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why

he does this.

Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."

12

Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open

mouth................. WHY?

because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=

13

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!

14

SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY.

HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF

- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE,

THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....

15

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to

his college.

U knw Why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

16

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It"s already raining.

Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

17

Santa! Your daughter has died!

Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor

At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!

At 25flr:I'm unmarried!

At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa

18

ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS

HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?

HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER

19

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult

question ever - What will come first, Chicken or

egg?

O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

20

A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was

laughing.

A bystander: why are u laughing?

Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch

network is following me.

21

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.

Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs

back.!

22

A teacher told all students in a class to write an

essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote

"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

23

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This

Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u

could have posted it....

24

What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?

He will compare it with the original for any

spelling mistakes.

25

Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder

to you'...........

Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you

NEXT YEAR.

26

WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT

EMERGENCY?

** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.

27

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.

Sardar says... Drink quickly......

Wife asks why...

sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

28

A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.

Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll

apply NEXT YEAR

29

Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa

who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like

all d passengers in d car he was driving..

30

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible

looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

32

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't

read very fast.

33

Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard

in Punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500

bodies and are still digging for more..

34

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes

walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji

replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

35

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man

says CHIN YU YAN n dies.

Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last

words.

It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!"

3 6

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with

his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing ?

He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.

एक प्रवास मैत्रीचा

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एक प्रवास मैत्रीचाजश्या हळुवार पावसाच्या सरींचाती पावसाची सर अलगद येवुन जावीअन एक् सुंदरशी संध्याकाळ हळुच खुलुन यावी..एक प्रवास सहवासाचाजणु अलगद पडणार-या गारांचान बोलताही बरच काही सांगणाराअन स्पर्श न करताही मनाला भिडणारा.. एक प्रवास शुन्याचा जणु हीमालयाशी भिडण्याचा शुन्यातुन नवे जग साकारणारा अन नव्या निर्मितीची चाहुल देणारा..एक प्रवास जगण्याचाक्शणा क्शणाला माणुस घडवण्याचाहसता हसता रडवणाराअन रडवुन हळुच हसवणारा..एक प्रवास प्रेमाचा भुरभुरणार-या दोन जिवांचा जिंकलो तर संसार मांडायचा अन हरलो तर नवीन वाटा शोधायच्या.. एक प्रवास प्रयत-नांचा सुख़ दुख़ातील नाजुक क्शणांचाअखंड घडवणार-या माणुसकीचाअन नवी उमेद देणार-या घडींचा..एक प्रवास..तुमच्या आमच्या आवडीचासाठवु म्हंटले तर साठवणींचा आठवु म्हंटले तर आठवणींचा इथे हळुच येवुन विसावलाय..एक प्रवास

Tell me What I Post

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Tell me what I can do for you my friends.........

I can post any type of help available on web......

Give me ideas

The 9 Types of LOVE

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The 9 Types of LOVE :-

The 9 descriptions which follow are the types of love in dating relationships. People tended to list the aspects that they considered to be most important first and less important aspects later in each description. You will notice that there is much similarity between the descriptions. I thought I would let you see the description first. The names for each type are at the bottom of each description. (Note: Theses are only the types that relate to non-family types of love.)

The 9 Types of LOVE :-

1> Affection

caring

hugging

kissing

fondness
closeness
concern
friendship
being there for the person
a bond
doing things for the person

happiness

helping the person

holding hands

sharing

warmth

can be one-sided

not too intense

not sexual

2> Sexual Love

Physical attraction

arousal

lust

expressed through sexual intercourse

person is seen only as a sex object for one's own gratification

commitment

contentment

excitement

fulfills a need

heart rate increases

intimate

kissing

touching

not long lasting

close while having sex, but not necessarily after

emotional

giving

happiness

special think about the other person all the time

3> Platonic Love

friendship

not sexual

caring

doing thing together

not physical

supportive

enjoy each other's company

feel relaxed with the person

happiness

helping the person

normal behavior

sharing

trust

contentment

feel free to talk about anything

being reliable

respect
4> Friendship

Feel free to talk about anything

caring

helping

honesty

doing thing together

trust

sharing

understanding

sharing emotions

being there for the other person

good times

happiness

supporting

long lasting

loyalty

openness

sharing thoughts

a bond

closeness

common interests

concern

feeling relaxed with the person

listening to each other

respect

sadness

sense of belonging

sharing experiences
5> Romantic Love

candlelight dinners

taking walks

happiness

idealistic

want to be with the other person all the time

giving gifts

dream about the person

like a fairy tale

feel relaxed with the person

good times

physical attraction

sitting in front of a fireplace

sharing

courtship

doing things together

don't know the person very well

kissing

your world revolves around the person

honesty

glowing

giving

friendship

feel free to talk about anything

problems seem to vanish

sexual

sweaty palms

soft music

think about the person all the time
6> Puppy Love

occurs at a young age

a new experience

not long lasting

think about the person all the time

infatuation

feel shy around the person

a crush

dream about the person

feel like your floating

initially strong, but then fades

painful if not reciprocated

see only the person's good qualities

act immaturely

attraction

heart rate increases

kissing

sweaty palms
7> Passionate Love

sexual

caring

intense

think about the person all the time

a bond

heart rate increases

want to be with the person all the time

arousal

emotional

expressive

kissing

lust

attraction

don't know the person very well

euphoria

excitement

feel flushed

giving your self completely to the person

hugging

intimate

irrational

physical

the person is the most special person in your life

not long lasting

touching

want to make each other happy
8> Infatuation

Think about the other person all the time

not long lasting

physical attraction

see only the person's good qualities

intrigued by some fascinating quality of the person

your world revolves around the person

you don't know the person very well

excited when you see the person

being love-struck

heart rate increases

sweaty palms

think you're in love

talk about the person all the time

want to be with the person all the time

a crush

based on first impressions

irrational
9> Committed Love

commitment

continues regardless of the circumstances

long lasting

think about the person all the time

being there for the person

felt for only one person

honesty

sharing

caring

closeness

giving

respect

a promise

sexual

trust

understanding

a bond

devotion

faithfulness

feel free to talk about anything

give and take relationship

live together

openness

passionate

sacrifice