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एक अनोखी प्रेमकहाणी

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नायकाचं नायिकेवर प्रेम आहे.

नायिकेच मात्र खलनायकावर प्रेम आहे.

पण खलनायकाच नायकाच्या बहिणीवर प्रेम आहे.

नायकाच्या बहिणीच मात्र नायिकेच्या भावावर प्रेम आहे.

पण, नायिकेच्या भावाच खलनायकाच्या बहिणीवर प्रेम आहे.

खलनायकाच्या बहिणीच नायकाच्या भावावर प्रेम आहे.

पण नायकाच्या भावाच नायिकेच्या बहिणीवर प्रेम आहे.

नायिकेच्या बहिणीच मात्र नायकावर प्रेम आहे.



... या भानगडीत शेवटी २ माणसं आत्महत्या करतात. ते कोण?

सांगा! सांगा!...

... नाही जमत?

'गांधीगिरी'ला की 'सावरकरगिरी' ला ?

नमस्कार

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गांधीजींची मते

(सत्याग्रह, अहिंसा इ.) देशाच्याच नव्हे तर जगाच्या कानाकोपऱ्यात वेगवेगळ्या माध्यमांतर्फे पोहचली. पण मला खटकते की त्यामानाने टिळक, सावरकरांची मते लोकांपर्यंत पोहचली नाहीत किंवा ती जवळ-जवळ महाराष्ट्रापर्यंतच मर्यादीत राहीली. माझ्या मते हे खुपच परस्परविरोधी आहे . एकीकडे सावरकरांना पुजायचे आणि दुसरीकडे 'गांधीगिरी'चे कौतुक करायचे . सावरकरांची मते गांधीच्या विरोधी होती. उदा.

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. भारतवासीयांनो शत्रुवर प्रेम करा व त्याच्यावर विश्वास ठेवा (गांधी ) वि. शत्रुवर प्रेम अथवा विश्वास ठेवला जात नाही (सावरकर )

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. अहिंसेचा मार्ग स्विकारा. कोणी एका गालावर थोबाडीत मारली तर दुसरा गाल पुढे करा वि . स्वरक्षण करणे हिंसा नव्हे. मुर्ख हिंदूनो एक गळा कापला तर पुढे करायला दुसरा गळाच उरत नाही.

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. मी पण एक हिंदु आहे. हिंदुचे सर्व देव शांतीचा संदेश देतात वि . तुम्ही पोकळ हिंदु आहात. श्रीरामाच्या हातात धनुष्यबाण आहे आणि श्रीकृष्णाच्या हातात सुदर्शनचक्र. सज्जनांच्या रक्षणाकरता देवांनाही हातात शस्त्र घ्यावी लागतात.

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. हाती शस्त्र घेणे कधीही वाईट होय. शत्रुशी लढायचे असेल तर त्यांच्या तत्त्वांशी लढा वि . युद्धात तत्त्वे नव्हे तर तलवारी टिकतात व जिंकतात. राष्ट्राच्या सीमा ह्या फक्त तलवारीने आखता येतात तत्त्वांनी नव्हे .

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. तलवारीने नको हृदयपरिवर्तना वर विश्वास ठेवा. शत्रुचे मन जिंका . वि. ज्याने आपल्याला मारायचे ठरविले आहे त्याचे मन जिंकता येत नाही. हे हिंदुनो अफजलखानाचे हृदय परिवर्तन करता येत नाही हृदय फोडावे लागते .

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. (गांधीना उद्देशून) तुमच्याच आहारी जाऊन हिंदू एवढे हीन झाले आहेत की त्यांना त्यांच्या बायका मुलांचे रक्षण पण करू नये ही फार शरमेची गोष्ट आहे . माझे मत असे आहे की : - गांधीगिरी + सावरकरगिरी करावी


गांधीगिरी व सावरकरगिरी हे दोन्ही दोन टोके वाटतात.

एक टोक अती थंड, संथ, अहिंसेचा अतिरेक तर दुसरे टोक उष्ण, जहाल मातावादी वाटते. परिस्थिती नुसार वागणे जास्त शहाणपणाचे वाटते.

उदा: एखादा मनुष्य जर आपल्या डोळ्यासमोर एखाद्या स्त्रीची अब्रू लुटत असेल तर:

गांधीगीरीचा वापर करून शांत मार्गाने जाण्याचा प्रयत्न करावा. जर गांधीगीरीचा उपयोग होत नसेल तर सावरकरगिरी जरूर वापरावी. श्री रामाने सुद्धा रावणाला युद्धा पूर्वी शरणयेण्यास मुदत दिली होती. श्री कृष्णाने युद्धा पूर्वी शांतिदूताची भूमिका धेतली होती. म्हणजे, सावरकरगिरी पूर्वी गांधीगिरी करण्यास हरकत नाही. पण गांधीगिरी किती वेळ करावी याला मर्यादा असावी.



पण गांधीगिरी करताना ही गोश्ट मात्र लक्शात ठेवावी

आपल्या आदरणीय राष्ट्रपतींनी म्हटल्याप्रमाणे, "क्षमा बलवानालाच शोभून दिसते. दुबळ्यांच्या क्षमेला काहीच अर्थ नसतो." कारण दुबळा फक्त क्षमाच करू शकतो. त्यामुळे आधी बलवान व्हावे. आपणही समोरच्याला शिक्षा देऊ शकतो एवढा धाक त्याच्या मनात निर्माण करावा मगच त्याला क्षमा करावी. मला वाटते हीच सावरकरांची भूमिका आहे. सर्व संतांचीही हीच भूमिका होती. तुकाराम महाराज म्हणतात "भले तरी देऊ कासेची लंगोटी, नाठाळाचे माथी हाणू काठी." "समर्थ" रामदासांनी गावोगाव मारुती मंदिरे स्थापन करून बलोपासनेला प्रोत्साहन दिले. मध्वाचार्यांनी सुद्धा ईश्वरपूजने इतकीच बलोपासना श्रेष्ठ मानली आणि आपल्या शिष्यांमध्ये ती रुजवली.

- सावरकरांची ही मते वाचून अजूनही आपण 'गांधीगिरी'वर विश्वास ठेवता काय ?

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आपण कोणाला मानता ? 'गांधीगिरी'ला की 'सावरकरगिरी' ला ?

आपल्या पतिसादांची आपेक्शा आहे

Jokes

1
Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.

Friend: Y?

Sardar: Got upper berth.

Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged?

Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..

2

Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody

Will b there.............

Girl goes at night & really nobody was there

3

A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.

After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for

Filling up. U knows y?

FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

4

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered

huge Loss.

Do u know what the business was? . . . . .

He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

5

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after

Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

6

Sardar-why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r

others running?

7

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.

Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.

again twins & named Max & Climax.

Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them

TIRED&RETIRED!

8

19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME

IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS

ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...

9

A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face

in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat

him why?

He said "SMILE PLEASE"

10

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence

into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

11

Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs

tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why

he does this.

Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."

12

Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open

mouth................. WHY?

because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=

13

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!

14

SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY.

HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF

- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE,

THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....

15

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to

his college.

U knw Why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

16

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It"s already raining.

Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

17

Santa! Your daughter has died!

Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor

At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!

At 25flr:I'm unmarried!

At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa

18

ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS

HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?

HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER

19

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult

question ever - What will come first, Chicken or

egg?

O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

20

A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was

laughing.

A bystander: why are u laughing?

Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch

network is following me.

21

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.

Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs

back.!

22

A teacher told all students in a class to write an

essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote

"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

23

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This

Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u

could have posted it....

24

What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?

He will compare it with the original for any

spelling mistakes.

25

Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder

to you'...........

Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you

NEXT YEAR.

26

WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT

EMERGENCY?

** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.

27

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.

Sardar says... Drink quickly......

Wife asks why...

sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

28

A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.

Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll

apply NEXT YEAR

29

Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa

who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like

all d passengers in d car he was driving..

30

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible

looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

32

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't

read very fast.

33

Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard

in Punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500

bodies and are still digging for more..

34

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes

walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji

replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

35

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man

says CHIN YU YAN n dies.

Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last

words.

It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!"

3 6

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with

his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing ?

He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.

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एक प्रवास मैत्रीचाजश्या हळुवार पावसाच्या सरींचाती पावसाची सर अलगद येवुन जावीअन एक् सुंदरशी संध्याकाळ हळुच खुलुन यावी..एक प्रवास सहवासाचाजणु अलगद पडणार-या गारांचान बोलताही बरच काही सांगणाराअन स्पर्श न करताही मनाला भिडणारा.. एक प्रवास शुन्याचा जणु हीमालयाशी भिडण्याचा शुन्यातुन नवे जग साकारणारा अन नव्या निर्मितीची चाहुल देणारा..एक प्रवास जगण्याचाक्शणा क्शणाला माणुस घडवण्याचाहसता हसता रडवणाराअन रडवुन हळुच हसवणारा..एक प्रवास प्रेमाचा भुरभुरणार-या दोन जिवांचा जिंकलो तर संसार मांडायचा अन हरलो तर नवीन वाटा शोधायच्या.. एक प्रवास प्रयत-नांचा सुख़ दुख़ातील नाजुक क्शणांचाअखंड घडवणार-या माणुसकीचाअन नवी उमेद देणार-या घडींचा..एक प्रवास..तुमच्या आमच्या आवडीचासाठवु म्हंटले तर साठवणींचा आठवु म्हंटले तर आठवणींचा इथे हळुच येवुन विसावलाय..एक प्रवास

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The 9 Types of LOVE

The 9 Types of LOVE :-

The 9 descriptions which follow are the types of love in dating relationships. People tended to list the aspects that they considered to be most important first and less important aspects later in each description. You will notice that there is much similarity between the descriptions. I thought I would let you see the description first. The names for each type are at the bottom of each description. (Note: Theses are only the types that relate to non-family types of love.)

The 9 Types of LOVE :-

1> Affection

• caring
  
  


• hugging
  
  


• kissing
  
  


• fondness
• closeness
• concern
• friendship
• being there for the person
• a bond
• doing things for the person
  
  


• happiness
  
  


• helping the person
  
  


• holding hands
  
  


• sharing
  
  


• warmth
  
  


• can be one-sided
  
  


• not too intense
  
  


• not sexual
  
  

  2> Sexual Love

  
  


• Physical attraction


• arousal


• lust


• expressed through sexual intercourse


• person is seen only as a sex object for one's own gratification


• commitment


• contentment


• excitement


• fulfills a need


• heart rate increases


• intimate


• kissing


• touching


• not long lasting


• close while having sex, but not necessarily after


• emotional


• giving


• happiness


• special think about the other person all the time
  
  
  

  3> Platonic Love

  
  


• friendship


• not sexual


• caring


• doing thing together


• not physical


• supportive


• enjoy each other's company


• feel relaxed with the person


• happiness


• helping the person


• normal behavior


• sharing


• trust


• contentment


• feel free to talk about anything


• being reliable


• respect
  

  4> Friendship

  
  


• Feel free to talk about anything


• caring


• helping


• honesty


• doing thing together


• trust


• sharing


• understanding


• sharing emotions


• being there for the other person


• good times


• happiness


• supporting


• long lasting


• loyalty


• openness


• sharing thoughts


• a bond


• closeness


• common interests


• concern


• feeling relaxed with the person


• listening to each other


• respect


• sadness


• sense of belonging


• sharing experiences
  

  5> Romantic Love

  
  


• candlelight dinners


• taking walks


• happiness


• idealistic


• want to be with the other person all the time


• giving gifts


• dream about the person


• like a fairy tale


• feel relaxed with the person


• good times


• physical attraction


• sitting in front of a fireplace


• sharing


• courtship


• doing things together


• don't know the person very well


• kissing


• your world revolves around the person


• honesty


• glowing


• giving


• friendship


• feel free to talk about anything


• problems seem to vanish


• sexual


• sweaty palms


• soft music


• think about the person all the time
  

  6> Puppy Love

  
  


• occurs at a young age


• a new experience


• not long lasting


• think about the person all the time


• infatuation


• feel shy around the person


• a crush


• dream about the person


• feel like your floating


• initially strong, but then fades


• painful if not reciprocated


• see only the person's good qualities


• act immaturely


• attraction


• heart rate increases


• kissing


• sweaty palms
  

  7> Passionate Love

  
  


• sexual


• caring


• intense


• think about the person all the time


• a bond


• heart rate increases


• want to be with the person all the time


• arousal


• emotional


• expressive


• kissing


• lust


• attraction


• don't know the person very well


• euphoria


• excitement


• feel flushed


• giving your self completely to the person


• hugging


• intimate


• irrational


• physical


• the person is the most special person in your life


• not long lasting


• touching


• want to make each other happy
  

  8> Infatuation

  
  


• Think about the other person all the time


• not long lasting


• physical attraction


• see only the person's good qualities


• intrigued by some fascinating quality of the person


• your world revolves around the person


• you don't know the person very well


• excited when you see the person


• being love-struck


• heart rate increases


• sweaty palms


• think you're in love


• talk about the person all the time


• want to be with the person all the time


• a crush


• based on first impressions


• irrational
  

  9> Committed Love

  
  


• commitment


• continues regardless of the circumstances


• long lasting


• think about the person all the time


• being there for the person


• felt for only one person


• honesty


• sharing


• caring


• closeness


• giving


• respect


• a promise


• sexual


• trust


• understanding


• a bond


• devotion


• faithfulness


• feel free to talk about anything


• give and take relationship


• live together


• openness


• passionate


• sacrifice